Plane
Brenda: Ugh. Whew. Oh. There's no air in here. Oh. Oh. What is wrong with you?

Jason: Just go to sleep.

Brenda: How can you just sit there like that?

Jason: It's just turbulence.

Brenda: I mean, there's no air in here. Do you remember what happened last time we flew together? We crashed.

Jason: That was wind shear. It was different.

Brenda: The pilot died. We ended up out in the wilderness together for weeks.

Jason: I know that. Is there any chance that you're going to be quiet so i can take a nap? It's just a storm.

Brenda: What do you think?

Jason: Relax.

Brenda: Oh, why couldn't you have gotten the annulment in vegas?

Jason: Vegas? You want to --

brenda: Yes, vegas. Somewhere else other than --

jason: You want to go back to vegas after our wedding?

Brenda: Yes, vegas is fine. I don't care, I don't care -- mexico, oklahoma, canada -- someplace on land.

Jason: Ok, calm down, all right? Just calm down. The dominican republic is on land.

Brenda: I don't like to fly over the water!

Jason: Why are you making this so difficult? We get the annulment, we get on the plane, we go back home, and it's done.

Brenda: Why do you have to be so -- why can't you be -- ok, I'm not flying with you.

Jason: Oh, what are you going to do, jump out?

Brenda: No, I'm not flying with you.

[Intercom beeps]

pilot: Buckle your seat belts, please. We'll be experiencing some turbulence.

Brenda: Oh, that is just great!

Jason: He said buckle your --

brenda: "Buckle your seat belts"? You know what that means? That means, hello, we're about to take a nosedive into the ocean and I'm going to get wet again, i'll be missing again for another four years. Ok, that's fine.

Jason: Is that good?

Brenda: That's fine. It's just great. I'll probably end up dying again, and this time i'm your wife.

[Jason sighs]

Kelly’s
[Sound of gunshots]

elizabeth: Did you hear that?

Courtney: Yeah, it sounded like it came from the basement.

Elizabeth: It sounded like gunfire. Hey, ric, ric, ric -- what's going on?

Ric: All right. Down. Stay down!

Elizabeth: Ooh! Ric!

Carly: Stay back, stay back!

Ric: It's all right, it's all right!

Sonny: Whoa, whoa, whoa --

ric: Hey, everybody go inside. Come on, get up. Get up.

Carly: Is that the guy?

Ric: He's all yours.

Man: I didn't do anything.

Sonny: There must be some kind of misunderstanding.

Elizabeth: I heard gunfire from the basement.

Sonny: No, that was a firecracker --

elizabeth: Firecrackers in the middle of winter?

Courtney: You know, I actually thought it was the radiator pipes.

Ric: Yeah, what's the matter with you? Don't you know this is a place of business?

Carly: Yeah, what are you thinking, shooting off firecrackers? Aren't you a little old for that?

Sonny: Ok, you know what? Will you take everybody inside, elizabeth? I'm going to take care of this.

Courtney: Do you want me to call the police?

Sonny: No, they'll be here soon enough.

Courtney: Ok, everybody, let's go. Apple pie, coffee, on the house. Come on, let's go.

Elizabeth: All right, everybody --

courtney: Come on inside.

Elizabeth: Sorry for the inconvenience. Let's go. Come on.

Courtney: Come on.

Plane
[Brenda mumbles]

brenda: What? Shut up, don't talk to me right now, please.

Jason: Turbulence.

Brenda: I'm trying to breathe.

Jason: Fine. There's no turbulence.

Brenda: I don't believe you.

Jason: Fine.

Brenda: Seriously?

Jason: Yes, the pilot just announced it. Didn't you hear him?

Brenda: I know, but pilots make, you know, mistakes.

Jason: I know. Just leave your seat belt on. You'll be fine.

Brenda: Is this what you do with courtney? When she asks you a question, you just ignore her? You just have no response?

Jason: No. No, actually, it's not.

Brenda: Is she really nice? Why can't you just have a normal conversation with me? I'm asking you questions. Can't you just answer me?

Jason: Brenda, you know what? This is going to be all over and you don't have to talk to me anymore.

Brenda: Is that why you're in love with her? She does everything you tell her to do? Like you say, "be quiet," and she's just quiet?

Jason: No, she just doesn't need to be center of attention all the time.

Brenda: Oh. I think she has terrible taste in men, personally.

Jason: She has terrible taste?

Jason: She's funny.

Brenda: She's funny?

Jason: Yeah, she is funny.

Brenda: She doesn't look funny to me.

Jason: She doesn't lie.

Brenda: Well, maybe. She looks like she might not lie.

Jason: And she's very, very unselfish.

[Intercom beeps]

pilot: We're making our final approach to the dominican republic.

Brenda: Thank god.

Jason: Hey. Do you know most wind shear crashes happen on landing?

Kelly’s Elizabeth: Where are the police?

Courtney: They'll be here. I mean, it's not like anyone got hurt. Oh. Here you go.

Elizabeth: Here's some coffee. Enjoy. The guy could have shot up the diner.

Courtney: Don't think that way.

Elizabeth: How can you be so calm?

Courtney: Sonny's taking care of it.

Elizabeth: Yeah, and sonny could have gotten killed. Don't you even care?

Courtney: If sonny says it was firecrackers, it was firecrackers.

Woman: Excuse me -- i'd like a piece of pie, too, please?

Elizabeth: Oh, absolutely. Here you go.

Woman: Thank you.

Elizabeth: Enjoy.

Woman: Thank you.

Elizabeth: You have to be more scared than this.

Courtney: Ok, I'm terrified, all right? My brother is out there with a guy who just tried to shoot him, I don't know whose side ric's on, and jason's out of town.

Elizabeth: Jason would be very impressed with your little performance.

Courtney: It isn't a performance.

Elizabeth: You just said you were terrified.

Courtney: I am trying to hold on here, ok? It's the only way I know how to help.

Elizabeth: I mean, hold on, wait a minute. Weren't you the one who fainted in the courtroom the other day, or did the newspapers get it wrong?

Courtney: Ok, you know what? I didn't mean to mention jason. I'm sorry.

Elizabeth: Why? Why? Did he ask you not to?

Courtney: No, it's just rude, and I didn't want to upset you.

Elizabeth: What, you think i can't handle it?

Courtney: Hi. Here you go.

Man: Thank you.

Courtney: Thanks.

Elizabeth: Thanks for sticking around.

Courtney: Ok, you know what? I -- i acted ridiculous in court, and it only made everything difficult for everybody else.

Elizabeth: According to who? Sonny? Jason?

Courtney: I am just trying to do better today. Ok, I'm trying to shut down and have my feelings later.

Elizabeth: It's all starting to make sense.

Courtney: Ok, elizabeth, can we just get through this, please?

Elizabeth: I finally understand how you stole jason from me.

A hut in the Dominican Republic
Brenda: Oh!

[Jason sighs]

brenda: This is a courthouse?

Jason: No, no, you're supposed to take us to la corte, la corte.

Brenda: This is a hut in the middle of the --

man: La corte, la corte. Qual corte? Aqui no se puede llegar.

Brenda: What's he saying? What?

Jason: He said the bridge on the road to the courthouse has been washed out.

Brenda: Ok, well, let's take another bridge. What's the problem?

Man: El problema es que no se puede pasar porque los puentes se derumbaron por el agua.

Brenda: Huh? What?

Man: Mi primo es juez. El nos puede divorsiar.

Jason: No, no, annulment.

Brenda: Yes, an annulment is what we want.

Man: Si, no problema.

Brenda: "No problema," he says.

Jason: His cousin, his cousin.

Brenda: What about his cousin? Who cares about his cousin?

Man: Mi primo va areglar todo. No hay problema.

Jason: All right.

Brenda: "No problema," he says.

Man: No.

Jason: Here you go.

Brenda: No, no, no, don't give him money now.

Jason: No, no, no, half now.

Brenda: Don't give him money yet!

Jason: Be quiet. There you go.

Brenda: And you give him money.

Jason: Yeah.

Man: Gracias.

Brenda: Thank you.

Man: No problema.

Brenda: And we'll never see him again. You messed everything up.

Jason: No, I did not mess anything up.

Brenda: Yes, you did mess everything up!

Jason: His cousin is a judge.

Brenda: What, can his cousin give us an annulment?

Jason: Well, I hope so because i want to get back to port charles. I don't want to be here --

brenda: "Oh, i miss her so much!"

Jason: You know, you could actually stay here in the jungle for a little while if you want.

Brenda: [struggling with her suitcase] Do you want to help me?

Jason: No. Why did you bring that? We're here for one day!

Brenda: Because I'm high-maintenance, ok? Why do you have to pick on me for every single thing?

Jason: Because you're high-maintenance.

Brenda: All your fault. I told you we shouldn't have come to the dominican -- republic, and now we're here dealing with some guy's cousin in a hut.

[Brenda sighs]

brenda: This place could actually be romantic if I was with somebody other than you.

Kelly’s
Elizabeth: You know, I should have caught on right away. You were cashing in on all the things i couldn't deal with.

Courtney: You told me that you and jason were finished.

Elizabeth: And all the reasons why -- the violence, the disappearing, the getting shut out of his life. I mean, that's how you knew what to work on, because I told you exactly what jason needs.

Courtney: It isn't like that, elizabeth.

Elizabeth: You're even good at being secretive. Who knew?

Courtney: Ok, I am just not ready for the whole world to know about me and jason yet, that's all.

Elizabeth: Oh, well, why not? I mean, the trial's over.

Courtney: Well, he's still married and so am I, sort of, and there's a lot of people to think about.

Elizabeth: You have that innocent routine down pat.

Courtney: It isn't a routine.

Elizabeth: Well, sure, it is. I mean, you have turned yourself into the perfect little mob girlfriend. You are everything i'm not.

Courtney: Don't you think that i get scared to death every time jason leaves? I am worried sick right now. He's off in the dominican republic trying to get an annulment from brenda, and who knows, maybe he won't come back. Maybe someone will get him or maybe he'll go to jail --

elizabeth: This whole little frantic thing -- it's a nice touch.

Courtney: Whatever you say, elizabeth.

Elizabeth: You know, you have ice in your veins, courtney, just like your brother.

Courtney: My brother has gone out of his way to be good to you.

Elizabeth: Yeah, yeah, and I like him as much as any normal person can. But your brother is a mob boss. He's supposed to be cold.

Courtney: You had a chance with jason and you let it slip through your hands. Don't expect me to feel bad about it for the rest of my life.

Elizabeth: Listen to you -- the perfect little mob girlfriend protecting her turf. Jason couldn't have done any better for himself.

The hut
Brenda: So where is the cousin?

Jason: I don't know.

Brenda: That's because there is no cousin. We're stranded.

Jason: You know what? Then we'll wait till the storm's over, we'll get a taxi, we'll go back to the courthouse, and we'll pay someone else for the annulment, ok?

Brenda: I know, all right.

Brenda: Listen, I -- I did want you to know that I am grateful. You know, just that you agreed to marry me in the first place. I know this is about to be over and --

jason: Well, I didn't really agree. You kind of --

brenda: Well, yeah --

jason: You kind of blackmailed me.

Brenda: You agreed. Well, "blackmail" is an unnecessary word. I mean, I suggested that you --

jason: Well, no, you suggested that you were going to threaten to get sonny.

Brenda: Well, I wasn't really going to do that.

Jason: Well, that's what you said.

Brenda: What, do you think you have to protect him from the evil brenda?

Jason: Yeah, I did.

Brenda: So, were -- were you seeing courtney already at that point or --

jason: You know -- you know what? It's really none of your business.

Brenda: I mean, I know that you weren't in love with her yet because you like to take things slow in relationships, but -- is it possible that part of the reason why you married me was to keep courtney away from you a bit --

jason: No.

Brenda: Because she was getting a little too close?

Jason: No.

Brenda: Scary, isn't it? Having to actually feel something.

Jason: Brenda, just let it go.

Brenda: Did I hit a nerve?

Kelly’s
Jax: I want the finest wedding you've ever put together. Yeah, have the dress designed in paris, and I want five-star food for the reception and a sea of white roses. I want white roses absolutely everywhere.

[Jax laughs]

jax: Right. Sounds good. I'll talk to you soon.

Courtney: Well, that sounds like some wedding.

Jax: Yeah. It'll be the best, and my last.

Courtney: Hmm, a sea of white roses -- sounds wonderful.

Jax: What would your dream wedding look like?

Courtney: Oh, just a few people in a special place, you know, my friends, family. Maybe we'd come here afterwards.

Jax: That sounds like fun.

Courtney: I don't really care what kind of wedding i have, as long as i marry the man that i love and -- and he loves me. You know, the next time I take my vows will be the last.

Jax: Well, it sounds like you have someone specific in mind.

The hut
Brenda: So, what you didn't tell me is that this marriage has been about another woman this whole time.

Jason: No, it hasn'T.

Brenda: Yes, it has.

Jason: No, I married you to help sonny.

Brenda: So just tell me -- does sonny know about you dating courtney or not?

Jason: How is this any of your business, brenda?

Brenda: Just tell me, I'm not going to say anything. It's not any of my business.

Jason: Good.

Brenda: I just -- I still want to know.

[Jason sighs]

brenda: Come on, just tell me. Why do you have to be such a hypocrite for?

Jason: Why do you have to say that stuff?

Brenda: Because you are. The whole time you were yelling at me about me and jax not seeing each other, you were dating courtney --

jason: I wasn't seeing courtney and no one knows that we're seeing each other, ok -

- brenda: So where's the little love nest that you guys are hanging out at? Where do you guys -- where do you guys hang out?

Jason: Why do you say stuff -- what is that?

Brenda: [Singsong] jason and courtney

jason: What is that -- what is that stupid voice?

Brenda: Sitting in a tree k-I-s-s-I-n-g

jason: Where is this judge?

Brenda: [Normal voice] I'm bored. There is no judge, you idiot. We are stranded in the jungle.

Jason: Just shut up!

Brenda: Ok.

Jason: Ok, what?

Brenda: If you say "shut up" to me --

both: One more time --

jason: Shut up!

Brenda: I'm going to scream louder than you have ever heard --

jason: Good! Shut up!

[Brenda screams]

man: I'm here to give you the annulment.

Brenda: So this is legal?

Man: You give me the money first. Sign here and it's like your marriage never happened.

Jason: Ah, yes, this is great. Ok.

Brenda: Excuse me.

Jason: Sit here. Don't hurt your hand. Here you go. Whew.

Brenda: Whew. I don't feel good. I can't sign this.

Jason: No, wait. This is -- brenda, this isn't funny.

Brenda: I'm sorry. I'm -- i'm saying I don't feel well.

Jason: No, sign the paper.

Man: Can you tell me the problem, pretty lady?

Brenda: Because I love him.